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“Welcome to the world of online gambling, folks. This
will be a lesson you better remember because it deals with
the future of your bank account. Keep in mind that I am not
going to teach you how to win. Winning, in spite of all that
is said and written, in not a matter of strategy only. It
has very much to do with luck, and luck is a personal issue,
always. You all know the casino games involved in gambling,
so I will not have to explain to you how to play poker or
blackjack. My name is Benjamin, you can call me Benny. I
am here and I have exactly one hour to explain to you the
intricacies and dangers of the game online and you have the
same amount of time to absorb them all.
“I know that you have many questions and I shall answer
them after class, if you have not found your answers in the
actual lesson itself.
“First, let me explain what online gambling is.
“The word ‘online’ inevitably suggests
the use of the Internet facility. And you place your bets
or play the game through the Internet, with a casino site
whose software you have downloaded.”
He spotted a raised hand in the room and said : “Yes?
If it’s a question, wait for the lesson to be over.”
“No,” said the girl, “it’s not a
question. It’s a remark. To use the Internet you need
a computer and a computer today is a dangerous thing. Any
hacker can get through to yours, steal your winnings and
introduce a virus in your system. There is no privacy, everybody
knows that. I would most certainly recommend not to use a
computer to gamble.”
The students started to laugh and the teacher looked nonplussed.
He looked attentively at the girl. She was an attractive
brunette with bangs, intelligent-looking eyes and very rosy
lips.
“Well,” he grinned. “This is quite an
interesting point of view, but since Internet is based on
the use of a computer, please tell us if you have another
solution, Miss...?”
“Rosalind”, she hastened to say, “my name
is Rosalind. And no I have no other solution. I signed up
with this course in the hope that you would be able to provide
one.”
He shook his head. “Not for the time being, I am sorry
to say. But who knows ? May be in some future, in a virtual
world... but for now... I was starting to explain what online
gambling is. It is the possibility to place bets and play
casino games without going to a casino.
“To gamble online you need:
1) a computer
2) a casino site
3) a money source
“When you play online, you sit in front of your computer,
in the comfort of your home, without the noise and the blaring
music, and one touch of your finger can do wonders. You are
connected to your casino site whose gambling software you
have downloaded, and you can rest assured that for a virus
to have made its way to your computer is quite improbable.
Casinos are interested to draw customers in and not scare
them out by a virus threat, so they pay the deepest attention
to the software they provide. But anyway it would do no harm
to check by yourself that your computer is safe, and scan,
if you have the adequate equipment, to check that no virus
is getting through.
“How do you choose a casino site?
“Now, for the casino site. There are so many available
casino sites for online gambling, that it is quite impossible
to check them all. The best solution is to concentrate on
the game you want to play. The most popular ones are video
poker and slots machines. But of course, you find there all
the usual games you find in a conventional casino all over
the world, blackjack, craps, baccarat and so on. If you are
at a loss finding a site, you can be helped by information
provided by search machines like Google and NetBet.org. They
will give you a list of reputable casinos, with terms and
conditions that you should thoroughly check before you sign
up.”
He spotted the same hand raised again
“Yes, Rosalind, what is it ? Another remark?”
“Yes,” she answered. “If I have to check
that the casino is reputable and honest, that means that
I cannot trust the site offhand. I strongly suggest that
a way be found to play online with no casino site at all.”
The class erupted in joyous laughter. The teacher frowned.
Is she making fun of me, he thought, or is she stupid? She
does not look stupid, though.
“Remark noted,” he said and went on.
“How does the money move?
“The money source is the last and most important
factor in the gambling world, because when you sign up with
a casino and download its software, your have to transfer
a certain amount of money to an account number provided by
the casino, from which you draw money to place your bets
or in which money is added if you win. But of course, if
you cancel the use of the Internet and of the computer and
the casino site, what are you going to do with the money
? Rosalind, any remark?”
The girl smiled merrily. “I have no problem with money,” she
said, “because I have no money. That is why I am interested
in .gambling. I have heard that some casinos let you play
online for free. So, since it’s all receiving and nothing
giving, I’m all for it. I’ll take the money.
Sure.”
Benny could not help joining in the merry uproar that shook
the classroom. That girl is funny, he thought, but she’s
got to be stopped before she turns this class into a circus.
“Look here, Rosalind,” he said. “Gambling
is a serious business. And should be taken up accordingly.
If you play for fun, you can have a good time, pretending
big winning streaks. But most people play for real money,
with one purpose only. To win. So they have to put money
in front and they tend to forget that the casino’s
aim is to pull that money in. Gambling online means that
you have to establish a credit balance and that can be done
by transferring money to the account I have mentioned before,
using a credit card, money orders, cashiers checks or wire
transfer, the casino will take it any way you choose to send
it. Personal checks would have to be cleared before you can
be able to start playing and this could take as long as two
weeks. It is then recommended to use a credit card, they
check it and credit your account with the sum you mentioned.
And this account is credited or debited as you win or lose.
“You can add money to this account or close it whenever
you want. The closure action is called ‘cash out’.
If you are wise, you’ll cash out when you’re
a winner. But of course, human nature being what it is, you
are encouraged by a lucky win, and you keep gambling.
“Why would you be blacklisted?
“The main reason for blacklisting a player is the
lack of funds. When your account is empty and you try to
play anyway, your bets are turned down. Some players also
set up more than one account at one casino, using the same
computer and that is against the rules, most of the time,
but the casinos know that right away, their computers are
trained to detect such cases and then they blacklist you.
They would not allow you to operate more than one account,
no more than allow two people with two different accounts
using the same computer. And being blacklisted at one casino
means that you are blacklisted at all the other casinos owned
by the same company. Under different names, many casinos
belong to one same company. The choice of a name is very
important to a player. Some will shun sites called after
an animal, for example Black Cat or Super Tiger and
give their preference to sites names after a gem like Lucky
Ruby or Wonder Emerald, things like that. And
without the player being aware of it, he plays with the same
company... Yes, Rosalind, what is it now ?”
The audience turned to girl, ready for another laugh.
“The casinos do not allow a player to use two accounts
on his computer, but they use different names for the same
company. They are doing themselves what they forbid others
to do. So, they cheat,” she said forcibly. “They
are the ones that should be blacklisted.”
There were murmurs of surprise and agreement in the room.
“Were it so,” Benny sneered, “you wouldn’t
have any casino left to link to.”
“But they play with people’s feelings,” insisted
the girl, “and wage on their personal superstitions.
That kind of gambling is not fair at all.”
“Anything is fair in gambling,” Benny remarked.
He was getting a bit tired of all these remarks and interruptions. “Casinos
are in the business of getting the most money they can from
people’s weakness involving chance games, and they
answer to any provocation. Because, you see, betting is a
kind of provocation. When you gamble, you challenge the casino
or the other players to have a better hand than yours. Well,
that the stake involved is money is just the easiest thing
to deal with. So, of course, you have to prove that you have
the money to sustain your challenge. Which brings us to the
following topic:
“The compulsion of gambling.
“Why do people gamble?
“What is the force that pushes any individual to the
betting board be it in a casino or at home through the computer?
“It has been scientifically recognized that each person
possesses a ‘gambling gene’, more or less developed,
more or less attracted by the thought of an easy win. That
gene is inherited from your ancestors and transmitted to
your heirs. So feel no guilt about it. Try just to be careful.
“Gambling goes a long way back in history. And sometimes
has played an important role in history. For instance, in
the year 1070, two kings decided on the fate of a disputed
island by throwing dice; it was, after all, more civilized
than waging a war, and surely more entertaining. The origin
of cards is uncertain, it is said that it comes from China,
since the Chinese invented paper. And with the advent of
computers, gambling came into private homes having people
play at leisure in pajamas and slippers from their armchair.
“Yes, online gambling can be as compulsive as casino
gambling. It is as difficult for an addicted player to close
the computer as it is for him to stand up from a casino table
and go home. As long as you keep yourself in rein and stick
to your limits, it’s OK. The problem arises when you
start overspending and feed more money than you can afford
to your casino account. At a casino table, you would be restricted
by casino rules not accepting checks for instance but at
home, you just may decide to go on and on.
“If you are wise, you will go for help. To Gambling
Anonymous for instance and use their program which deals
with all kinds of compulsive habits. If you succeed in cutting
your losses and stop, you may somehow sleep well at night.”
“Oh,” spurted Rosalind from her chair, “it
also depends who I sleep with, you know!”
Interested male stares and conceited smiles focused on her.
“Yeah,” Benny picked up the mood of his audience, “this
can also be an addiction.”
“But it’s not a problem,” smiled the girl. “Never
was... never will be. Help is always available. And since
there is no charge, it’s all fun.”
“You can also gamble for fun,” said Benny, “that’s
the healthiest way to have a good time.”
“Oh yes!” she sighed. “Oh yes! Who needs
a computer for that?”
For the first since the beginning of the lesson, Benny helped
himself to the glass of water nearby.
The legal side of gambling
“One of the most frequent questions”, he said, “is
if online gambling is legal and legitimate. Well, the answer
is yes and no. It is legal in states that allow it and illegal
in the others, but since online gambling is a private affair,
there is nothing that can prevent you from playing from your
forbidding state to an authorized one. It is a risk you take.
It is just like a lottery where you buy tickets you pay for
and your odds for winning depend upon the number of tickets
you bought.
“However, some serious casinos have a setup system
blocking anyone residing in a state forbidding online gambling.
You should check the matter before signing up and decide
whether you want to move to a more lenient state.
“You have to be at least 18, to be allowed to gamble
online. Casinos will ask for your ID number and check. Of
course, if you are underage, you can engage a partner and
try to use a proxy, but then, the computer should be registered
to the partner’s name and it is as if he were playing
online, with you providing the funds on the sly. The financial
arrangement between you both is a private affair and the
casino’s responsibility is safe and not questioned.
Disputes and arguments
“Disagreements may arise when you think that in some
way you have not been served right. If your claim is that
you have not received the money you are entitled to, contact
the casino and explain. They will check the matter thoroughly
and trace the payment. If your claim is proved right, they
will send the money and apologize. It may just take some
time. Usually, such facts do not happen often since casinos
endeavor to keep their clients satisfied and happy. Consider
though that some people try to cheat and complain wrongly,
but casinos have their ways to deal with such people and
blacklist them pitilessly.
“You may have won a sweepstakes at a casino and you
do not see your account credited with it. Don’t worry.
You will get it. It will just take some time for the checking,
you may have to provide a notarized affidavit if the amount
of money is important. The money can also be sent to you
in the form of a check or a voucher instead of being credited
to your account, but you will be informed accordingly.
“You can also claim that the amount you received is
not what it should be. Casinos have their own way to deal
with such disputes. You have to submit to their decisions
since you agreed to their terms and conditions when you signed
up. Yes, Rosalind, what is it now ?”
The girl was indignant and angry.
“This is a strange way to do business”, she
said. “They take your money in a jiffy, but when they
have to pay, they take their time! You don’t have to
get a affidavit signed by a lawyer when you sign in ! It’s
like the insurance companies ; they take you in, no questions
asked, but when they have to give you money, it’s so
many forms to fill. Beside going back to your ancestry for
legitimacy, they almost ask for the size of the shoes you
wear . I know, I had to deal with them when my car was wrecked.
I had to answer a question of how long I have been driving
a car, and I gave them the size number of my bra. You know
what ?” She started to laugh . “ They accepted
it.”
Together with all the males in the room, Benny felt his
eyes drawn to a strategic point in front of him. He cleared
his throat with a little cough.
“But, “he said hastily, “claims are not
always only about the movement of funds. Sometimes, there
is a technical problem that has nothing to do with playing
online casino games. Your game, for instance, gets frozen
and it may be because you do not use the right version of
the software and the connections are slow; sometimes you
get disconnected you don’t know why. You should contact
your Internet Service Provider to have the defect corrected.
“Questions have also been asked as to why a signup
bonus cannot be cashed when you close your account, or how
long will you have to wait to recover your money when you
cash out.
“A signup bonus is a gesture of goodwill from the
casino to encourage you to invest some of your money too.
Anyone who registers is entitled to is but has to use it
for a specific period of time and a specific number of bets
before considering cashing it. Suppose you sign in, get your
bonus, cash it out, and bye, bye... see the point?
“When you cash out deciding not to play anymore at
this casino, you have to wait sometimes for a couple of weeks
to have your money back. Payment formalities vary with the
country involved and you should read carefully all the terms
and conditions before you sign in .
“Remember that whatever it is, the decision of the
casino concerning any dispute or disagreement is the one
that prevails.
Answers to specific questions
“Well, I think that I have given you here the basic
points of online gambling. I suppose you have questions of
your own which have not been raised yet... Who will start
?”
A man raised his hand and said:
“Do online casinos provide forms of gambling other
than cards, roulette or craps ? What about horse races
and sport events ?”
“Sure,” Benny answered. “Anything goes.
You choose your site, sign up and inform about the game of
your choice and download the apropriate software. You can
play chess, lotteries all over the world, football, baseball,
any sport. You do not have to contact a bookie, the casino
provides a form you fill, you place your bet, the money is
deducted from your account and you’re in. If you win,
what a thrill, you can go on, or cash out or have your money
go to your account.”
A mature, mean-looking woman stood up, hands on hips.
“I play poker, and sometimes I believe that my
hand was better than the one the casino acknowledged. The
game goes so fast that it is hard for me to check it through.
What am I to do?”
“Nothing,” was Benny’s reply. “The
casino’s decision is the one that goes. The software
used by the casino is the best that can be provided. Discontented
players either did not understand the rules or tried to cheat.”
“And what about a stolen credit card that could
be used to gamble with?”
“Yeah,” Benny agreed, “that may cause
a problem. Contact you credit card company right away, they
will cancel the credit card. Also inform the casino. They
will help you, they can check if the stolen card is used;
this is then a matter for the police.”
A thin and balding man stood up. He looked worried. “I
am an accountant”, he said, “so I understand
numbers and money moves. I just wonder what is the best
transfer service to use?”
“Oh,” Benny looked doubtful, “you cannot
expect me to recommend one in particular. There are plenty
of them, you’ll find a list on the Internet. You sign
up with the one you choose, you give them all the information
concerning your means of payment and you use them as a link
with the Casino.
“Well, folks, the time is up. I hope you have now
a good knowledge of what online casino gambling is about.
Hey, Rosalind...”
He looked at the girl who had remained silent for a while.
“How come you have no more remarks to liven up this
meeting? No question? I think that having discarded the use
of a computer, of a casino and having no money, you are ready
to go home and start knitting some socks, no?”
She was frowning and then she looked at him in earnest.
“I have plenty of questions,” she said. “I
have a whole bushel of them buzzing in my head. For instance,
I would like to know if I can sign in again if I have
closed my account.”
“Yes, you can,” he replied promptly.
“And if I won and if it took time to get the money,
I would not have had the possibility to pay some bill in
due time. Would the Casino cover the interest I would
be asked to pay? “
“That’s a silly situation,” Benny grinned
and passed his hand in his hair. “What would have happened
had you lost? Casinos cant be held responsible for your expenses.”
The girl sighed.
“I have so many, so many questions yet and the lesson
is over ! It looks like it is calling for private sessions.”
Benny seemed to think it over.
“ I have a question of my own,” he said and
smiled. “Are you free for dinner tonight?
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